🪶 ABSOLUTE YEET: TEN LITTLE BACKTESTS
...and then there was one.
🪶 ABSOLUTE YEET: TEN LITTLE BACKTESTS
What felt impossible only a few weeks ago has slowly turned into a step-by-step climb through the entire Shadow Grid. Each backtest has been tagged and turned into fuel. One by one, ten little backtests disappeared, and now only a single level still sits above price.
…and then there was one.
The last remaining test is 689.70, the final Shadow Grid ceiling before Wednesday’s FOMC.
🌀 YEET TOMORROWLAND MECHANICS SHOWN DIRECTLY ON THE CHART
This whole run has followed a predictable rhythm in Tomorrowland, and that rhythm continues to hold. Here’s it visualized for ease.
1️⃣ Expansion 🚀
Whenever price leaves a boxed consolidation, it drives upward with clean momentum. None of these expansions have fizzled. They have carried far enough to show that the trend is real and buyers are committed.
2️⃣ Compression 📦
Between expansions, price settles into small, tight ranges. These pauses continue to behave like controlled rests instead of danger zones. The recent move into the 682–683 cluster is the perfect example. Price touched the zone, held smoothly and lifted without producing any follow-through selling.
3️⃣ Trend Persistence 📈
Across all ten backtests, the larger trend never cracked. There were no lower lows, no broken bases and no reversal structures. Even heading into a major macro week, the trend kept its shape. When a move stays this intact before a catalyst, the usual implication is stored energy, not exhaustion.
All three elements together explain why the final backtest has become the center of attention. Nothing in the rhythm has changed.
⭐ PLUS GETS
A quick look at what YEET Plus members unlock this week:
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🔥 Contract-level flow breakdowns for SPY, QQQ and megacaps
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