❤️Ally’s List
A YEET for the Degens AND their Wives/Girlfriends
❤️ Ally’s List: A YEET for the Degens AND their Wives/Girlfriends
So, I’m talking to my girlfriend about (of course only) the plays that have done well lately, and she finally asks the “Forbidden Fruit” question...
🥺 “Do you think…. I could make money off this too?”
Now, if you’re like me, you understand that options trading is basically crack. Once you introduce them into your significant other’s life, you’re essentially damning yourselves to a chaotic, dual doom à la Bobby and Whitney. 📉
‼️BUT, there’s an easier, softer way…
This YEET is focusing on long-term upside plays that can be stock buys in a language a non-trader can digest. I have scoured the markets using two specific high-level filter tools to find the gold:
💎 NEW FILTER: Ally’s List: This filter looks for a certain set of criteria that make large institutional orders tantalizing as long-term holds for LEAPs (Long-Term Equity Anticipation Securities) or just buying the underlying stock.
🎯 FarCry Ultra Specialization: This looks for the “conviction” plays—tickers getting multiple signals with unique contracts across multiple trading sessions.
💡 How “Ally’s List” Works (the trades will be tracked continuously and posted about in the Garden)
I’ve broken the plays down into basic terminology and frameworks that you could explain to a non-trader. Yes—your YEETshe (or he, or THEY—it’s 2026 after all, fuck it) can actually read and understand.
👩❤️👨 For your non-trading special someone: I’d be looking at buying the UNDERLYING stock. It’s cleaner, safer, and avoids the “zero or hero” heartbreak.
😈 For the degens looking for “safer” long-term plays: Focus on the contracts listed. These all have far-dated expirations (DTE), giving the trade time to breathe. ⏳
🚨The Degen Fail-Safe: If buying options, once they expire at zero, simply BORROW money from your significant other’s portfolio and RELOAD into shorter-term options. What could possibly go wrong??! 🤡 (Note: Don’t actually do this if you value your relationship or your credit score).
👋🍑 Ally’s List Below for Plus (Plus is only 99 bucks a year rn)
3 well researched longs
One tantalizing put play
All massive floor orders with thesis and/or flow confluence
Entry levels charted for optimal entry in our upcoming market turmoil
🍝 PLUS the standard YEET Plus access to automatic alerts from five filters in Private Discord, index flow tracking, YOLO of the Days, and MORE!
❤️Ally’s List: Plays and explainers for those who support Degenerates, or the Degenerate trying to be more responsible
So, you’ve heard “tHe BoYz” talking about “tickers,” “strikes,” and “premiums,” and it sounds like another language. Don’t worry; Ally’s List is here to translate “Wall Street Speak” into “Real World Language.” and provide plays you can snuggle up with over time.