The YEET

The YEET

🏀March Madness pt. 1 : many YOLO of the Days

PICKS PICKS PICKS

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The YEET
Mar 30, 2026
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Firing this out super quick before close because I got held up this morning (did you know a locksmith costs $350 now? Absurd.)

I ran these through the new YEET Plus tool, Cerebrito. It will debut in an issue tonight for YEET Plus; it essentially scans all filters at once with tighter permitters than Cerebro. I will do more vetting tonight but here’s what it likes:

YEET PLUS IM GIVING YOU THE SAUCE FOR WHAT THE CEREBRO CRITERIA IS BECAUSE I MISSED MUCH OF THE SESSION AND WE ARE ROCKING ON THE DAILY NOW

THE TOP TANTALIZING FLOWS

1. $MU (Micron Technology) - The Absolute Titan

This is the cleanest, most aggressive flow in the entire data set.

  • Total Premium: $6,641,547.00

  • Filters Hit: 2 (TRUE NAUTILUS and Filter-6)

  • Unique Contracts: 12 different contracts

  • The Play: Massive bearish dominance. The whale opened $2.47M in $300 Puts (04/24), $1.49M in $280 Puts (05/01), and $1.28M in $200 Puts (04/17). Every single order hit the ASK. This is a coordinated multi-strike, multi-expiry attack.

3 MORE PICKS AND THE TOP TIER CRITERIA BELOW

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