🎅 THE 12 DAYS OF YEETMAS: COMING SATURDAY
A romp through profitability and peril with a bit of egg nog...
🎅 THE 12 DAYS OF YEETMAS: COMING SATURDAY
Heads up.
The DMs have been flooding in. You guys are asking the right questions: “What exactly is a VISE?” “How do I run the Becky filter?” “What’s the logic behind the flows?”
So, this year, we’re doing something massive. We are skipping the holiday fluff to make sure you hit the ground running in 2026.
Starting this Saturday, we are launching “The 12 Days of YEETmas.”
Think of this as your masterclass. For twelve straight days, we are going to crack open the black box of this newsletter and show you exactly how the engine works. We aren’t just giving you the fish anymore; we’re handing you the whole damn boat.
🎁 WHAT IS IN THE SACK?
This isn’t just a recap. This is an arsenal. Here is what we are dropping down your chimney:
🔍 THE BLACK BOX UNLOCKED: We are doing a full breakdown of every single filter we use. We will explain the logic, the settings, and show you their Biggest Catches of the Year so you know exactly what to hunt for in 2026.
📊 MASTERING THE METRICS: No more confusion. We are doing deep dives on PARI, VISE, and THE ORANGE SWAN. By the end of this, you will be able to read the dashboard like a pro.
🔮 THE 2026 YEETFOLIO: This is the big one. We are unveiling our curated list of Long-Term Picks for Q1. These aren’t day trades; these are the high-conviction plays we are packing for the moon.
🖥️ THE WEBSITE: (Gasp). Yes. It’s finally happening. A central hub for all the alpha.
🚀 A DAILY PICK: Every single day of YEETmas comes with a fresh, actionable trade setup. 12 Days. 12 Tickers.
🗓️ THE SCHEDULE
Launch Day: This Saturday. Duration: 12 Days of non-stop Alpha. Vibe: Bad Santa. We’re here to work, not to sing carols.
🎁 YOUR FIRST GIFT (OPEN NOW)
To get you prepped for Saturday, here is a little stocking stuffer to get you started.