đThe Book of YEET: A Trading Guide
Chapter 1: DeGenesis (Basic Trade Setup, Candle Analysis)
We are going to be making a detailedâextremely detailedâTrading Bible for those who want to grow. The first portion will be entertainment/meme/parables, and the second will be Education.
These editions of The YEET will be free. YEET Plus will get PDF outlines, workbooks, quizzes, and select videos.
The Book of YEET
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Chapter 1: DeGenesis
In the beginning there was the word. And the word was Profits.
Everything was bright and everything was bullish, for the Lord was in his creative zenith IPOâing new content on the regular. As He was debuting plants, animals, and the Earth itself, a Great Green Candle stayed aflame which indicated how pleased the creatures of Earth were with his latest gifts; it was a measure of prosperity, and the Kingdom was prosperous as hell.
âGreen is good.â He often said.
His beloved first animal creationsâBull, Bear and Dolphinâwould survey the land and sea about his coming products, and the positive sentiment they received would add to the flame of the Great Green Candle.
One day, while doing some surveys on a coming creation, Bear had an ideaâŚ
âHey Bullâwhat if people donât like âThe Treeâ?
Bull lifted an eyebrow.
âMy Dear Brother Bearâyou are clearly higher than Giraffeâs nuts. Look at this descriptionââTreeâ is dope. He was saying we could have have shade, or make something called wood that makes fires, even build small desksââ
Bear stopped him.
ââWhat if we make the Kingdom not like The Tree? We just, ya know, put out a little rumor that Tree isnât all itâs cracked up to be. Then when He debuts it and it flops, we take more of the wood for ourselves, because there will be plenty of extra.â
âBro did you even read the white paper? Thatâs not how forestry is going to work. This is why you suck at SettlerâsâŚâ
'THEN we can sell the trees later when theyâre worth more, when people hear about Wood and the other stuff it can doâŚâ
Dolphin had been swimming alongside the banks, and didnât hate what she was hearing.
âI could lead a bunch of these water idiots downstream early for our weekly run to the banks. He just made fish, like, yesterdayâtheyâll all freak out. If The Kingdom thinks everything is in flux because of thisâŚTree debut..theyâll all get so panicked that theyâll start getting rid of other stuff.â
âAnd it will all be ours.â
And so the plan was set.
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When the Creator of Heaven and Earth arose on Monday, He instructed his minions to begin the planting of the trees for the first timeâif they distributed the seeds early enough, theyâd have full trees by the eve.
âAnd we shall call these seed packets The Morning Wood.â He decreed.
And as all arose from their slumber to grab their Morning Wood, the Great Green Candle was expected to shine bright. Green smoke bellowedâŚthen plumedâŚthen fizzled. The Great Green Candle burned down to a wick rapidly, vanishing into the clay ground and emitting wisps of red smoke.
Nobody desired His Morning WoodâTrees were an epic failure. The first candle failure of The Almighty Lord Our Fatherâs epic Bull Run.
As he called upon his favorite creations for an explanation, the creatures of the water began their unplanned and unorganized downstream migration, causing great panic along the shores.
Birds fluttered and flew into each other before moving together North in a mass flock. Because nobody wanted the damned Morning Wood there were no treesâthe cumulative gust vanished what red smoke was left of the Once Green Candle; it was now a kingdom in Darkness.
'AHHH MY F*CKING EYESâ â the Almighty Fatherâs Toshiba was now too bright in the early morning. He dimmed the device, and so Dark Mode was born.
It did not take long for God to spot Bear and his family in the woods surrounded byâliterallyâthe only trees ever in existence. They had worked the Morning Wood until it grew big and strong. They marveled at the size of it, and how it was theirs alone.
An incensed God gathered the three and explained to them how the new market would work.
Now hardened from the cold morning, he shattered the remains of the Once Great Green Candle into a million Green and Red pieces.
You will now march through the entire kingdom, starting here at this month, surveying each animal from each species each hour. I will create a class of animal you must listen to even though they are stupidâŚcelebrities.
He blew a mighty gust that cleared a horizontal line in the ground where they stood.
âIf they enjoy the creation, they will get a green piece of candle. If they do not, they receive a red piece of clay.
Only when youâve got nearly all green on a new creations survey, may you move to the monthly borders of the next species. For your punishment you will do this for every Creation of mine new and old for the rest of timeâ each hour a candle, and each month a new barrier to start over at again.
DolphinâIâm going to make you survey all the creatures of the sea to see if theyâre in agreement on new creations with the land, or if there is anomalous interest or disinterest in certain offerings. But Iâm going to make you fat as f!ck so that itâs, like, really hard for you. I will now name your fat assâŚwhale.
Bitches.â
And so began the Market as humans would come to know it, and the way The YEET teaches to trade it; Bears and Bulls, endlessly trading one hour candles on monthly support and resistance. The fat, tricky Whale points out accounting discrepancies that indicate outsized interest or disinterest.
And so shall it be.
đChapter 1 Learning: Key Settings, Candles Pt. 1, Horizontal Lines Pt. 1
Key Settings:
Timeframe, Planning: We plan our trades primarily on the Hourly Timeframe
Timeframes, Day Trades: While Day Trading we will also examine the 15 Minute Timeframe.
Timeframes, Additional Planning: When planning trades we will use the Daily Timeframe to look for gaps and other Price Action indicators, but it is not a primary tool.
Color Preferences: Use Dark Mode, but not just for the obvious reasons. When we eventually add weekly levels in WHITE, flipping from Dark to Light Mode will be an easy way to get a look at only monthly levels quickly.
Products: Unusual Whales for Flow. Trading View for charts. I donât use Promo Codes for either, just go ahead and sign up.
đŻCandles: The Basis of Price Action
The candle is the most important part of price action â it determines where the price is going and, most importantly, is a direct translation of how much money you have at the moment.
This, however, is not going to be a school for how to identify a bunch of different candles like Doji and suchâI still donât know the names and donât need to. There are only a few things you need to know to use candles effectively.
1. This is a body.
2. This is a wick.
A wick is MOREimportant than a body when it comes to:
Trendlines:
Horizontal lines:
Bodies come into play during the close of a timeframe:
For example, using the above chart, we can see the body of a candle come just above a level weâve marked, and close the hour there:
It will make more sense later, but at the CLOSE all that matters is where the body is when youâre in a day trade.
So, for analyzing setups: on trendlines we use WICKS
For analyzing setups: drawing levels we use WICKS
For timeframe closes indicating a levelâs validity during day trades, we use THE BODY CLOSE
đĄMany people try to say bodies are the important part of the candleâmany people are wrong.
This is because the wick is the true demonstration of sentiment. If a candle hits a level (which youâll learn more about next issue) and gets a long wick up off of it, that means bulls bought aggressively at that level. The body is only where that action ended, but the wick tells us where it began, and that it was forceful.
đŽWicks are your signal of coming Price Action:
Depending on the timeframe, a long wick upward means buyers are stepping in agressively, and a long wick downward means sellers are selling aggresively. So what can we deduce from that? We can expect that movement to have a continuation if not in the very next candle, in the next few. Rare will be the time where you see a long wick be the end of that direction of Price Action.
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Horizontal Levels: The Monthly
The monthly horizontal level is the most important thing in price action as far as weâre concerned. By monthly level, I mean the following.
On the Monthly timeframe, the top and bottom of each wick. Each of those lines is a monthly level. So on the CRWD monthly this:

Would become this for the two candles we arrow-marked:
Monthly levels by themselves can often provide all your needed support levels:
And resistance levels:
This means that it can also be used for entries and targets effectively:
We will get more now they interplay more than the next edition, but for now your homework is the following:
1) Create Monthly Levels for SPY going back two years
2) Create Monthly Levels for ES going back two years
Each will take about 20-ish minutesâbut once youâve done it once youâll never need to do it again.
đşNext Edition:
Intro to Flow
Candles and Levels continued
Hereâs a bonus flow tutorial while you wait for the Flow Series to begin in earnest:
Think Like a Whale 1
đYEET Plus:
BTA Unusual Whales Flow Trade and Intro to Gliding Technique
ES/SPY Outlook






















