🚨 YEET WEAPONS DEMONSTRATION: TOO MUCH ALPHA (sorry for multi-sends.)

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The YEET

Nov 08, 2025

⚡️YEET WEAPONS DEMONSTRATION: YOUR ARSENAL IN THE WAR TO SAVE RETAIL!

🧠 Intro — Letter to the Investors

⚔️ Part II: Data Warfare (PARI)
How market posture gets measured. Today’s risk-on/off score.

🟠 Part III: Orange Swan
The volatility pulse — reading sentiment through flow imbalance.

💎 Part IV: The Arsenal
Visual schematics and filter lineup — from free legacy tools to the full YEET Plus suite.

🧠 Intro: Letter to the Investors

💰 Growth Update
YEET’s been gaining real traction this quarter.

We’re now sitting at $40,823 Gross Annualized Revenue (+10.8%), with 330 paid subs (+12.2%) holding steady.
Total subs are 7,541 (–2.7%), which honestly just shows natural cleanup — the signal stayed, the noise drifted off.
The systems are maturing, the community’s more engaged than ever, and it’s starting to show in the numbers.

💬 Customer Satisfaction Pt. 1 – In the Garden

Inside The Garden (our private YEET Discord), you can really see the shift.

Members are catching quick wins, but more importantly, they’re understanding why the setups work.

It’s not about hype — it’s feedback from people applying the tools and getting results.
That’s the part that actually matters.

🤝 Customer Satisfaction Pt. 2 – Community Collaboration

Join the YEET Free Discord

The Garden’s turned into something way bigger than a signal feed. Traders are building full theses together — comparing notes, posting flow chains, refining entries, and learning as a group.

Filters like SPY Ballistic, Unicorn, Orange Swan, and Magic have become shared language.

It’s collaboration at scale — a mix of curiosity, data, and teamwork that keeps the ecosystem sharp.
That’s what’s driving this next phase of growth: the culture underneath the charts.

⚔️ YEET Weapons Demonstration — Part 2: Data Warfare w/ PARI

🤓What PARI is.
🧠PARI = Price Action Risk Indicator. It blends short-term momentum with realized volatility to score market posture on a 0–100 scale (red→green). Higher = momentum outpacing risk (risk-on); lower = volatility dominating momentum (risk-off).
The full PARI code is pinned in The Garden to plug into your Terminal or favorite AI application to run (YEET private Discord).

🔴 Today’s PARI (SPY)

🔑 PARI Key (quick use)

0–20 → Capitulation zone / bounce watch (overshoot risk high)
20–40 → Risk-off, cautious (bearish lean)
40–60 → Neutral / discovery, wait for confirmation
60–80 → Risk-on (momentum > vol)
80–100 → Euphoria / late-trend risk

Score: 34.6 (risk-off / cautious)

📝Read: We’re below the neutral band (40–60), which says momentum hasn’t convincingly outrun recent volatility yet. That favors fade-the-rips / be selective on longs until we see either (a) a washout toward 20 with stabilization, or (b) a reclaim of 40→60 on improving breadth/vol compression. A clean move back above 60 would flip the read to risk-on.

🟠 Part 3 — Orange Swan (filter available with YEET Plus)

What it is (quick): Orange Swan rolls up whale flow into a 0–10 read using urgency (DTE), aggressiveness (OTM), and conviction (size × Vol/OI). Think of it as a single dial for call-vs-put pressure after weighting for “how serious” the prints look.
The Orange Swan filter + details are in The Garden for YEET Plus and at the Plus Filter Suite.

🎴 Special-Edition Read (today)

Score: 5.0 / 10 → Neutral (balanced call/put pressure; wait for tilt)

Key:

0–2 Bearish pressure
3–4 Cautious (put lean)
5 Neutral / discovery
6–7 Risk-On (call lean)
8–10 Euphoria / blow-off risk

How to use it:

At ≈5, treat it like a discovery zone: let price pick a side.
A push >6 with improving Vol/OI says risk-on call pressure; <4 says puts are pressing (risk-off).
Pair with PARI: if PARI climbs toward 60+ while Orange Swan > 6, that’s your alignment.

⚙️ YEET Weapons Demonstration: The Arsenal

New filter drops next week: Casino Royale

“Each filter is a weapon. Each signal, a strike. Together—they form the YEETverse Arsenal.”

🧩 Legacy Tier – Free for All

🧾 People’s Screener Original — “A Screen for the Working Class.”

Description: The foundation of YEET — the every-trader’s Bloomberg terminal.
💡 Flags early OTM whale flow before big moves.
🧠 Grassroots. Honest. Built by and for the people.
🆓 Free forever.

🎯 Intraday Sniper — “All Gas, No Brakes.

Description: The weekly hitman that built a cult following.
💡 Tracks short-fuse contracts with high intent.
🧠 Caffeine. Conviction. Chaos.
🆓 Free forever.

💎 YEET Plus Arsenal – Active Weapons

⚡ SPY Magic — “The Backbone.”

Purpose: Tracks DTE pressure + ladder stacking to read SPY’s next move.
🧭 Use when: CPI, FOMC, or any major catalyst looms.
🎯 Vibe: The market’s radar.

🌊 Nautilus — “Deep Flow. Deeper Moves.”

Purpose: Layered multi-day whale positioning; volume clustering; conviction mapping.
🧭 Use when: You want to see who’s buying, why, and how long.
🎯 Vibe: Mythic. Precise. The roar beneath the surface.

👁️ People’s Screener ULTRA — “The Flagship.

Purpose: Identifies recurring whale positions weighted by dollar flow.
🧭 Use when: Tracking long-term conviction.
🎯 Vibe: Same soul as the OG, rebuilt for institutions.

🦇 BAT Filter ULTRA — “Bought Against Trend.”

Purpose: Detects reversals — the calm before the turn.
🧭 Use when: Everyone else is wrong.
🎯 Vibe: Quiet rebellion. Smartest money in the storm.

🐋 Orange Swan — “The Trump Move Detector.”

Purpose: Converts market emotion into a 0–10 score.
🧭 Use when: The crowd feels manic or terrified.
🎯 Vibe: Volatility hologram — measures madness.

🏪 99 Cent Store — “All Contracts Under $1.00.”

Purpose: Finds under-$1 contracts with real flow.
🧭 Use when: You want to trade smart degeneracy.
🎯 Vibe: Discount rack. Diamond potential.

🐉 Weapon XI — “The Chinese ADR Filter.”

Purpose: Detects early directional shifts in Chinese ADRs (BABA, JD, BIDU).
🧭 Use when: You sense macro tension across Asia-U.S. sessions.
🎯 Vibe: Silent assassin. Patience and precision.